elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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