You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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