My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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