I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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