He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?