hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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