We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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