and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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