; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I have demons in me.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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