Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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