ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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