Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
