Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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