I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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