Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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