butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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