I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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