we have officially lost it.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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