windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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