dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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