..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm too high and old for this...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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