The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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