what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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