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when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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