Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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