just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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