I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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