Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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