She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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