I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
