he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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