You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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