He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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