I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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