i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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