That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I understand Curling. That high.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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