Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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