hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
nutella sex= disaster
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
