we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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