Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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