You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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