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its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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