hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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