Me too!
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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