forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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