Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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