Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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