What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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