do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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