go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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