At least make sure they are 18
Why
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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