he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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