no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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